{"id":3299,"date":"2026-01-21T01:40:31","date_gmt":"2026-01-21T01:40:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/9ktv.us\/?p=3299"},"modified":"2026-01-21T01:40:32","modified_gmt":"2026-01-21T01:40:32","slug":"drunk-guy-gets-pulled-over","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/9ktv.us\/?p=3299","title":{"rendered":"Drunk Guy Gets Pulled Over"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"a83bda1e428544007e66ea6d458578f7\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1746226\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n\n<p>Late one quiet night, a drunk guy gets pulled over after swerving just enough to catch a patrol car\u2019s attention on an otherwise empty road. The officer approaches the window and is immediately greeted by the unmistakable smell of alcohol. 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